anyone else’s mom start to hate them once they realized they couldn’t emotionally manipulate you anymore?

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

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This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

i just want to speak every language ever, is that too much to ask

Did you learn nothing from the tower of babel

gentle reminders in case you need it:

  • it’s ok to start “late”
  • drink water if you haven’t for hours
  • it’s ok if u need more time than other people
  • it’s ok to feel what you’re feeling
  • you have a cute smile
  • you make people happy
  • you have plenty of good traits
  • you are loved
  • you deserve all the good things
  • it’s ok if you relapse, it doesn’t make u weak
  • bad days are just temporary
  • tomorrow is a new day
  • you can heal again
  • I’m proud of you

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more information about the upcoming movie Adam (2019) from trans actors who worked as extras in the film 

for those who don’t know Adam (2019) is a film based off a book written by Ariel Schrag and the reason why it’s so gross and offensive is that the plot basically revolves around a cishet boy pretending to be a trans man so he can sleep with lesbians

for more information on the book/movie read this in-depth review by @genderpunksap  (TW: transphobia, homophobia, lesbophobia, corrective rape, voyeurism)

anyway please do not bully or harass the trans actors in this film!!!

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One thing I wanna say is y'all gotta 100% blame Rhys for directing this film. Trans man or not he knowingly allowed the trans actors to be exploited and face transphobic violence on set and called the backlash from the movie a “war on nuance” in a very recent article.

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oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

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Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

country girl lesbians will be the death of me

I stay saying “it is what it is” but I know deep down my heart wishes shit would be different

the discussion of older lgbtq people using queer as a personal descriptor is such a messy conversation because at the same presentation I heard a 60-ish year old woman say queer was an empowering word that most lgbtq people of her age used, while a 79 year old man said he would never call himself queer because of the bad associations he had from having it used towards him as a slur, and you know what? they accepted and respected each others’ preferences and moved the hell on. it turns out older lgbtq people are not a monolith and have individual feelings on the word queer, yet can still act maturely and respectfully about it. where did we go wrong?

respect peoples’ decision to use or not use queer. it’s that simple.

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